The APPera

Wanna hear something really funny, say a story regarding IGNORANCE and lack of comprehension skills? If Finger Scale was just plainly stupid, this app is actually pretty funny though most of its buyers are completely clueless!

Check out Reza Alizadeh’s Cell Phone Tracker available for $0.99:

If you bought this and thought the app really doesn’t justify the name and is screaming OMG THE APP IS NOT WORKING… IDIOT!!! Read the friggin description and tell me if it’s not working again.

See the thing is, the app is NOT FUNCTIONAL nor the developer told us it is. If you can’t even comprehend the purpose of this app (which is pranking), I’d really suggest you find another hobby or profession!

From The App’s Desription on iTunes:

Well, it’s actually finding your location, but since you are with them, they will think it actually found THEIR location. The super realistic transitions and graphics are sure to fool anyone. Trust me… everyone i have tried this on has fallen for it every time!

The app will then scan the world, transition across four different zoom levels and pinpoint their exact location (which is really your location) on the map with a radar icon marker.

You’re probably asking, why am I even writing about this? My answer: because watching humans make fun of themselves is sometimes quite hilarious. The description clearly states the app is using YOUR location. Why do people think otherwise?

A Complete Clusterf#ck of Idiots

The game is sitting at Top 14 in the charts right now so it really doesn’t surprise me this will be a little eye catching, heck it was for me. What’s really funny is that 1-star ratings of people who aren’t aware of what they’re buying is still flooding the app. Here’s some :

1. OMG the app only tracks yourself!
2. Apple please remove this app because it does NOT state it’s a gag!
3. Not accurate at all! Don’t get it!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you idiot 1, 2, 3 and 153 more (current count) that 1-star’d this app. The app uses the devices’ “current location” function to find YOU. When you’re showing this to a friend, you’re obviously at the same location so the app will “WORK”!

Conclusion

I’m not writing about this to tell you to buy the game. If you find the app funny then go buy it as long as you CLEARLY know what you’re actually buying (unlike these 156 idiots). The app’s meant to be a prank/gag/joke nothing else! If you thought otherwise, god help you!

Look. The name might be a little misleading but people should not buy stuff based on name alone! Also, seeing the game is 1.5 star rated, I would at least read the reviews before buying first. Sure, the description should have something like *****THIS IS NOT REAL. ONLY A GAG***** but developer, do NOT do it. You’re not at fault, and let the idiots bathe on their own idiocricy some more!

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